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my thoughts and … thoughts
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I can’t really remember a time when I liked food. Sure, there are things I’d rather eat over others – Indian cuisine, in particular – but at best, I get annoyed that I have to eat. I know that I need to do it, but it just takes up time, both in the act of…
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I lasted five days. Honestly, I managed to get farther than I thought I was going to be able to, so I call this a victory. Now, I didn’t just think, “I’ll just stop right now because I can’t do it.” I needed to have reasons, so like any person who willfully dismisses the scientific…
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Disclaimer: my father is a colon-rectal surgeon, so the topic of bodily functions (in both theory and practice) does not gross me out. However, I know that not everyone has the same constitution that I do, so in an attempt to be sensitive to that, I provide a content warning. omg I cannot stop pooping.…
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Yesterday was hard, y’all. I had a headache almost all day and focusing was not necessarily the easiest. I’m feeling a bit better today (also, my breakfast frittata was much improved over yesterday’s experiment, which wasn’t bad, it was just obvious I’d never made the fucker before). I just need to keep telling myself that,…
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I was going to start Whole30 on August 1st, but then I jumped the gun and bought a bunch of produce, thinking for some reason that the 1st was Wednesday (I blame the coronavirus), so I started today. Now, I’m still legit scared about this, even after planning my whole week of meals (who even…
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To begin my second installment of IHWLC, I’m going to introduce Mah-gret: And that’s Mah-gret, not Margaret FYI. This obviously isn’t her, but it’s basically the same car: a 2000 Mazda 626. She was the car my parents gifted to me after Spaz gave up the ghost, and I was thankful. It was reliable! The…
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Alright, so updates: First thing, I broke the fish tank. How? Well, I fell. And then kicked a hole in the side, somehow without slicing the shit out of my foot. #trulyblessed So in essence, I did figure out what to do with the fish tank? Second, I actually funneled all of my annoyance at…
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Okay, so you know how I had my A/C on my to-do list for this week? (Before I get started, thank you to Mom and Dad for giving me my birthday present early because I don’t think I could have survived this summer without air conditioning. It was bad enough up until this point.) Well,…
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So these two assholes turn five years old today. This is the best picture I could get.
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Well, it’s official: I have asthma. It actually explains … a lot? I’ve always had a little bit of difficulty breathing when the weather changes (like if it goes from sunny to rainy or when the seasons transition), but I never really thought anything about it. I just thought that’s what everybody dealt with. Luckily,…
