Disclaimer: my father is a colon-rectal surgeon, so the topic of bodily functions (in both theory and practice) does not gross me out. However, I know that not everyone has the same constitution that I do, so in an attempt to be sensitive to that, I provide a content warning.

omg I cannot stop pooping.

I first thought it was the coffee (I’m drinking it black like I always do), but I didn’t have any coffee today. And guess what. Yeah, I don’t have to spell it out for you. But I’m not as cranky as I thought I would be, although that’s not supposed to happen for a couple of days.

I am not looking forward to the next couple of days, honestly.