I don’t really understand why he’s picked up this habit, but Ramses has decided that he wants to bring all of my roommate’s dog’s toys up into my bedroom. I’ll wake up to at least four or five in my bed (one time, I woke up because he dropped a stuffingless giraffe on my face), then a few on the floor inside my room, and then a whole trail of them from my bedroom door and all the way down the stairs.

a) Dexter (the dog) has too many toys

b) my cat is an asshole who doesn’t understand the concept of personal property

c) I have to put them away every morning

d) my roommate does this a couple of times during the day (he works from home most of the week)