How would your characters do in the last TV show/movie you watched?

Okay, so … I just watched Revenge and yeah, if you haven’t seen it, well, let’s just say it’s brutal as fuck (don’t get me wrong, I absolutely adore Coralie Fargeat’s vision and direction, but yeah, it can be triggering). I didn’t realize this was a film made specifically for Shudder, but damn, this makes me want to re-up my subscription with them.

Anyway …

I have a feeling that some of my characters would do remarkably well in the Revenge universe, specifically Innis and Fan, just because their survival skills are top notch: Innis is a former soldier and Fan has had to live off the grid since she was 13 years old – also they would have killed Richard, Stan, and Dmitri the second they felt a change in the vibe. Despite his demeanor, Brick grew up on a farm in the southeastern United States and, although he might not be able to fight against people hunting him, his ability to just kind of stay in the shadows and out of people’s way means he might have been able to just avoid catching anyone’s attention. Now, Catherine probably wouldn’t survive the fall (and subsequent impalement), but Tate with all his rage-fueled issues would fight until he couldn’t any longer. Rosalie would probably be on the side of the hunters just because she follows perceived power more than anything else, but she’d be smart enough to flee when the tides turned.

God, I have so many fucking characters. I want to put them all on here, but that would take forever, and I’ve got to get my ass moving in a few minutes. So I’m just going to leave it at that, for the time being.