- Racing games and first person shooters are fucking boring. And yes, this is coming from the woman who loves the Halo series.
- Nirvana < Pearl Jam.
- I am a giant comic book nerd, but I am getting burnt out on seeing a new superhero movie every fucking year. That being said, OMG CAPTAIN MARVEL.
- I adore Benedict Cumberbatch as an actor. Hell, I even liked him in Star Trek: Into Darkness. But as a sex symbol? He just reminds me too much of Bruce, the big shark from Finding Nemo.
- Eyeliner and lip balm are the only two pieces of makeup anyone absolutely needs. I’ll make an allowance for mascara, but that’s it.
- Gin is the worst liquor in the world.
- Bourbon is the best liquor on the planet. My inner vodka-loving Polish girl is crying.
- I would actually miss the penny if we ever removed it from circulation. It keeps my piggy bank somewhat colorful.
- Libertarianism is for selfish people who don’t understand how the government (and by extension, the world) works.
- Kittens, while adorable, are much less preferable than an elderly cat who literally just wants to laze around and/or eat until it dies.
- Give me the blazing hot days of summer over the frigid cold of winter.
- I truly do not care if my veggies and fruits or organic, but I do care if they are locally sourced. Support your local farmers!
- Goodwill is just as bad as Walmart or Target. There are much better thrift shops and charities around that actually help people and don’t give their CEO a personal jet. Check locally!
- N*SYNC is better than the Backstreet Boys.
- The Restoration (right after the Civil War) is one of the more interesting eras of US history.
- Bacon is disgusting.
- House Hunters and all shows of their ilk make me hate humanity.
- I miss the soft rock and easy listening of the mid-90s. Yes, even Bryan Adams.
- Camping in a tent is so much more fun than in a camper, even if you have to play Tetris with your body to avoid the rocks under your blankets.
- Freesia is one of the worst smells that Bath & Body Works ever produced. See also: nearly every scent that Victoria’s Secret has ever produced.
- Vacuuming and mowing the lawn are the best chores.
- Washing dishes is the worst.
- I actively want pineapple on my pizza, and it’s the only way I’ll actually eat that fruit. (Plus, my pizza must come without cheese, but that’s a whole other convo.)
- Live music festivals are the literal worst. You get all sweaty, everything is stupidly expensive, and people just leave trash everywhere. I mean, I’m still going to go to some, especially if it’s got a band I wanna see, but I am not going to be happy about it.
- I would rather have a birthday pie, thankyouverymuch.
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